| It seemed that Del hung out around the army camps a bit too long. One afternoon they surrounded him and held him prisoner. Word came down from on high that even the armed forces couldn't find Santa. Del became their primary suspect. |
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| It seemed that Del hung out around the army camps a bit too long. One afternoon they surrounded him and held him prisoner. Word came down from on high that even the armed forces couldn't find Santa. Del became their primary suspect. |
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| Del was able to escape when he disguised himself as a $2,000 toilet seat that got installed in a generals' off-base house. He immediately fled to Texas and looked up an old friend. He caught up with G.W. while he was working out with his personal trainer. |
| He wasn't having much luck in Texas so Del headed to L.A. where he thought he might be able to drown his sorrows in wine, women and drugs. |
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